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A crazy person who wants to dye his/her hair.
Usually hippie trash.
Person 1: Damn, I really want to dye my hair blue.
Person 2: Man, don't be a Hippie Maaz.
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Being a hippie doesn't mean just smoking pot all day
Someone who does acid once and thinks they're a hippie automatically. The people from Wyoming in Sweetwater county.
"Dude I did acid last night with Trea so I'm a hippie now"
People born between 1970 and 2000 who see art and beauty in everything. Everything hippies have done is essentially as close as we'll get to world peace. Peaceful protests. Clean energy. Change. Growth. Innovation. Hippies bring it all together.
Random Person in 2021: Hippie!
Hippie in 2021: Thanks!
Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.
Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.