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When one goes to a foreign city and hookups with a stranger within 12 hours. The origins date back to out-of-town gay men flocking to the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea in order to find a quick hookup before they return home.
Only problem with my tiny elite college in the middle of nowhere is that I always have to go to the City or Yale for a Chelsea 12-Hour; I need a bj even if there are too few gays on campus.
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Sex is when the woman just go crazy on each other quickly, the woman sucks the dick, the man defecates all over her, the man ejaculates in her mouth, they just go berzerk.
We only had five minutes so we had rush hour sex
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Piss that gets you through the night
Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night
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The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.
John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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That time period between 1PM and 4PM when you rush frantically to your destination before rush hour comes. Failing to do so means being stuck in crawling traffic and doubling, possibly tripling you commute time. People who partake in the pre-rush hour rush are called "pre-rush hour rushers" for obvious reasons.
Example 1: When the police officer asked me why I drove twice the speed limit, he didn't take so kindly to me citing the pre-rush hour rush as an excuse.
Example 2: Yedid cuts all of her last classes short to avoid rush hour because she has to get home on time for her long AIM sessions with men old enough to be her father.
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When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
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The junction in time when Sid the Sloth from the movie Ice Age greet a person/and or a crowd of people by saying “what’s up my nigga” followed by the song Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root.
Sid The Sloth: what’s up my N I G G A
Timothy: it’s real ice age hours!!
*Send Me On My Way plays*
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