Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
act of masturbation
Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.
when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown
that color is shit knuckle brown!
Get in the car and put on your buckle, so you can hurry up and suckle my knuckle
The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head
the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena