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Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.
"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .
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Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.
Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy
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My best brother and a fucking idiot
Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂
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the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry
Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.
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Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.
"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"
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The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.
You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.
The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
His Matthew-sphere affected everyone around him.
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A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.
We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.
To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!
“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”
“Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches”
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