how the devil's name

a synonym phrase for, and a less rude version of, 'how the fuck'

father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.

son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?

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obamas last name

idk.

Emily:whats obamas last name

isabel: idk lol

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My name is chicky

C R I N G E H E L P

"My name is Chicky! Chicky Chicky Chic-"
*Shoots*

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Change name by default

1. What some understand the process of changing one's name by deed poll to be. Brought upon when the person explaining the process mumbles, stutters or somehow otherwise miscommunicates the message.

Person 1: "Mabe you should change you surname to Flynnie"
Person 2: - "Ohh, good idea, I think I should change it to Phlynmon though."
Person 1: "Would you really change it by deed poll?"
Person 2: "What did you just say? It's not deed whatever you just said Person 1, it's change name by DEFAULT."
Person 1: Baaahahahaha, I don't know what to say...

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Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...

Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...

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name insult definitions

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.

I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

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this dude named michal

This dude named michal used to ride motorcyle.

This dude named michal is like the best.

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