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When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”
Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.
I gave Brooke the piston shuffle and she didn't walk right for a week.
The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair
Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”
When someone is unsure whether or not they are asexual (aka ace), and are questioning it.
“I think girls look pretty but I can’t tell if it’s sexual attraction or just aesthetic attraction. I don’t know if I’m an ace. I’m shuffled.”
A word describing someone questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka "ace").
I think girls are pretty but I don't know if I'm feeling sexual attraction or just aesthetic. I can't tell if I'm an ace yet. I'm shuffled.
Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).
“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”
The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.