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these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks
girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard
The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?
Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
Someone who refuses to eat pizza with any kind of topping at all.
Allan: "Let's see... we can get pepperoni on that... or maybe mushrooms. Which do you like better?"
Zito: "Neither."
Allan: "Oh. Well, what toppings do you like on your pie?"
Zito: "Nothing at all. I never eat pizza with anything on top. Just cheese and tomato sauce."
Allan: "Nothing on top? EVER? You're such a pizza bottom!!"
Similar to a tree burl, a large protrusion typically from the middle of a pizza slice to the crust. A pizza burl often makes a slice undesirable as the portion covered by the burl has no sauce or cheese.
Bro, you said there was a slice left in the box, but that slice has a pizza burl on it, no one wants that dry air pocket slice with no cheese!
1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.
2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.
Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.
Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.
the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.
When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".