Rule -0

You cannot make up a Negative rule to counteract the meaning of it's absolute value.

Jimbob: I made a rule -1 so now I can talk about fight club.

Bobjoe: Rule -0.

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Rule 19

A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.

Rule 19, one girl per internet.

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Rule of Two

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

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Rule 138

If it exists, the government can regulate it.

"Hey did you hear about that air tax?"
"Rule 138."

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Rule 2006

THIS APPLIES TO NBA YOUNGBOY FANS:
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...

jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother

listen to only young boy

cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns

watch romantic comedies and cry at the end

Young boy: “I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006”

Young boy fan: Rule 2006 is facts everyone is true

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rule 313

If it moves it is a fetish

Guy 1: dude did you hear about that guy who has a fetish for putting shit in helium balloons.
Guy 2: wow rule 313 right there bro.

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Elliot Rule

A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.

Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.

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