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You cannot make up a Negative rule to counteract the meaning of it's absolute value.
Jimbob: I made a rule -1 so now I can talk about fight club.
Bobjoe: Rule -0.
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A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.
Rule 19, one girl per internet.
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A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.
Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.
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When you shut out an opponent in a house game such as beer pong, fuseball, ping pong etc., then they are skunked. If you tell them before the game that the skunk rule is in effect or house rules is the skunk rule is in effect then they must do one lap of the current house or building completely naked.
I beat Dave 10-0 in fuseball. Skunk rule was in effect. So now he has to run around the house naked.
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THIS APPLIES TO NBA YOUNGBOY FANS:
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...
jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother
listen to only young boy
cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns
watch romantic comedies and cry at the end
Young boy: “I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006”
Young boy fan: Rule 2006 is facts everyone is true
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These are people that follow the rules and don't break them.
Mom these are the rules kids
Kids we will follow them because we are rule followers.
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Guy 1: dude did you hear about that guy who has a fetish for putting shit in helium balloons.
Guy 2: wow rule 313 right there bro.
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