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A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context
That was the wrong antique squirrel.
A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).
The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.
A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler
In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.
Daddy ate a squirrel.
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
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The patch of hair in a mans armpit.
I went to snap off that bitches bra and she had squirrel tails under each arm
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the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.
I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.
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