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A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).
The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.
A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context
That was the wrong antique squirrel.
Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.
Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler
In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.
Daddy ate a squirrel.
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
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The patch of hair in a mans armpit.
I went to snap off that bitches bra and she had squirrel tails under each arm
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the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.
I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.
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