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Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon
Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.
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Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).
I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.
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Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.
Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.
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A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.
Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !
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Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.
Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
Hey Joel, you're going to Las Vegas? Make sure to eat some Vegas Bacon! *snicker* *snicker*
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A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
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A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.
Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!
This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!
Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.
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