turkey bomb

When one dumps on his woman's chest after performing a Hot Turkey Sandwhich.

That was an awesome turkey bomb mom!

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Wild Turkey

This is when a guy pulls his pants down and moves his hips in a circular motion to moves his penis in a round about fan motion like a wild turkey tail feathers. Guarenteed to make a party go WILD!

A wild turkey tail feathers look like this when it is aroused.

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turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

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Albuquerque turkey

To back up with someone anus to anus, and shit into their ass, thus stuffing the turkey.

I'm so full from that Albuquerque turkey

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Turkey sandwich

Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.

My girl picked up our turkey sandwich and we spent the night with pink floyd.

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turkey slap

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

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turkey back

a certain phrase used to call people when their acting lame and stupid

me:man go rob a bank
other person:no i dont want to im scared
me:aw you're a turkey back

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