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A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.
\m/ Old Man's Child \m/
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Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.
That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.
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Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.
Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
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All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org
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a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.
"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"
"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."
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A. Rapper who never paid child suppport
Yung child support is such a dick for not paying child support I can't stand this stank ass
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