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When you go down on a Japanese girl while she is driving.
Wow that guy knows his way around a Nigeria. Best road sushi ever.
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Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.
To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.
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A community so small that the residents would have to dig a "hole in the road" to get any passing cars to stop. Usually associated with roadside stands and occasionally cheesy "tourist" attractions like the frequently seen "Mystery Spot".
On the way here we stopped at this little hole in the road and picked up some peanuts. You can have them, they ain't worth a damn. Poor folks haven't seen a swinging dick stop by all day.
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To buttfuck
Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.
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Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'
Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck
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the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.
I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.
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any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving
wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?
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