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Body language taken to the extreme. A gesture used during conversation to give positive feedback in an ambiguously sexual manner.
The movement consists of thrusting your hips into the hand of your conversation partner and slightly/slowly rotating, usually paired with eye contact and a smile.
Mike: "man I was just talking to this girl and she was really into me"
Dave: "how could you tell?"
Mike: "Because we were talkin and she kept thrusting her crotch into my hand"
Dave: "Oh no man, thats just the hand hump. She does that to every guy when she's drunk"
Mike: "Brutal!"
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someone that does the talking for a boss
eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet
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A hand job received from an Asian female at any place or time.
I got a hand roll last night from Kim.
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Piece of cake. Easy. No worries.
The less well-known cousin of "piece of piss", this is an Australian term to describe something as easy, especially if you are asked by somebody else.
"Hey mate, did you pass your exam?"
"Yeah, piss in hand"
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When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.
My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.
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The act of someone either shaking your had or giving you change froma store where they purpously go out of their way to moleste, as if fingering you, the palm of your had. A rather creepy and violated feeling.
Sue: I met Tim at the party the other night and when he shook my hand he sorta finger fucked my palm
Jen: Oh my you were hand raped
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Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.
Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.
The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.
Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
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