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When you take a poop that makes streaks on the sides of the bowl.
"Oh god man, you left a tony hawk slider in my toilet."
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"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."
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A war monger responsible for Britain's involvement in the Iraq war
Tony Blair should be tried for war crimes
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A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
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Someone who has made plans but fails to follow through with them.
Guy 1: "Yo dude Where you at? My birthday party is today."
Guy 2: "I can't come. I have other stuff to do."
Guy 1: "Dude we had this planned like 10 weeks ago!!"
Guy 2:"I know my fault man. Next time for sure."
Guy 1: "Tony the Tiger ass"
Guy 2: "Lol what?"
Guy 1; "You're always flaking on me. You're a Frosted Flaker!"
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.
Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.