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1) someone who is the top wanker
2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card
*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*
Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!
Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven
Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)
"Look at that fella there"
"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"