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Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.
" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"
Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.
The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.
Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.
"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"
When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.
Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’
Samuel Launiere
Samuel Launiere in the biggest pain in the arse
Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.
Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.