Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

blind hate

A kind of hate towards a person/a group of people that comes from stereotypes about personal preferences rather than the person’s actual personality or actions.

Person 1: F*cking hell. I hate RosyClozy so much.
Person 2: Why do you hate her? She actually makes really good and entertaining videos, and she’s never had any real controversies. You can check out her channel and take a look.
Person 1: She’s a goddamn GachaTuber. That’s f*cking cringe.
Person 2: Is that the only reason you hate her? That doesn’t seem enough to support your opinion.
Person 1: I don’t care if she makes good stuff. As long as she remains being one, I. Still. Hate. Her.
Person 2: Good luck with your **blind hate**, asshole. Sure, you may have a father, but your behavior says the otherwise.

blind the evil

Hoe bag who has no friends

You are a blind the evil

fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.

Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind