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When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit
I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!
A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.
“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time
I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit
When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.
I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.
girls’ version of blue balls
“Ethan left me with red clit last night.”
A term for a homosexual woman.
Guy 1: I heard Nelly has a crush on Laura.
Guy 2: I bet that's true! Nelly's definitely a Clit Sucker.
the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit
i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next