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When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.
Also Meme Nazi
Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.
Ok, meme cop
Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!
Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af
Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred
Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet