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Sex with a girl under the age of 13.
Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing
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A crush where at some days you HATE them, but others all you wanna do is be around them. A crush where your heart plays tricks on you.
Bob: GOD SUSAN I HATE YOU
Susan:Fuck off
The next day
Bob: God Susan I'm sorry I love you
Susan: ew
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Basically bipolar...
Bob: I think I have a fake crush on Susan
Fred: Omg no way
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Meth, Methamphetamine, Crystal Meth, to crush up "diamonds", "pink diamonds"
"Diamonds CRUSHED UP in my face I can see it" - Future
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To remove a stalker, crush you didnt know wasn't just a friend because everytime your in a picture with a guy or girl they get jealous ?
I was at a party with a bunch of people and I just happened to be with a cute guy in a picture and was tagged and it posted to my profile ... now a guy that was just a friend ... I thought is all jealous and pissed off and going to fight for me ...what the fuck we went to the movies once? maybe lunch as friends. You are now "Defacebook crush"
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when a person has a crush on someone of a different sexual orientation. i.e. when a straight girl has a crush on a gay man. very similar to girl crush and boy crush.
She has a gay crush on that guy.
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The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.
Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...
Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.
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The crushing or screwing around with other people's minds. Often due to a flare of emotion of one party in a conversation.
Damn, I was talking to Shauney and she was dealing some dope ass mind crush on some fool.
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