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A team that is by far the laughing stock of the NHL!
A team that will NEVER win another Stanley Cup!
A team that bored the life out of hockey with "The Trap!"
A team that cried their poor little hearts out, to gain the rights to Scott Stevens, who didn't even want to play for NJ!
As the great one "Wayne Gretzky" himself said, "A Mickey Mouse Club!"
An NHL team with the stupidest and dumbest fans alive! How on earth can Devil fans be dumb enough to chant "Rangers Suck" when they aren't even playing the Rangers? Duh!!!
Satanic people root for Devils... Have fun in hell when you all die!
All female Devil fans are whores that cheat and/or will cheat on their lovers, and all male devil fans are bitches that paint their lovers toenails!
Devils suck!!!
If I was a loser, I would like the Devils!
The Rangers are a better team than those pitiful Devils!
Trevor: Man, I love the NJ Devils
Corinne: I do to!! they are great
Josh: wow
Trevor: I like the Devils, is there something wrong with that?
Josh: No, there is something wrong with you
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The Devil's Advocate is the "extra" member of a devils threesome. This is the person who is not romantically involved in the couple but is just joining in for the threesome.
Mikey, Elaine and Finn wake up together.
Finn appears to have played Devil's Advocate again.
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When a guy is on his back, and you're going down on him, he's about to cum so you bite the shit out of his balls and he shrieks and cries like a baby.
I gave Jorge a Tasmanian devil last night, he shot up and tried to punch me but I'm too quick for that bitch
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(dev-ill- level) This means some one makes something in a field of courses then in any spot there might be a level called devil level. It means it is 50% or more impossible for the creator of it (if the creator is a pro) making a noob creator have a 25% chance they will complete it. A pro has a 20% so a noob has 10% chance and a player that just started right now would have a 1.12446% chance. Mine has 99.9 percent chance that I cant complete it and I am a pro creator! lol that's how hard I made mine.
Oh no its a devil level! (plz accept this it took a long time)
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Slang for syphlitic gumma in brain or sometimes a syphlitic chancre
I’ve got it devils haircut in my mind
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DEVIL DICK
/devel dik/
adjective
An exceptionally awesome dick that happens to be attached to a native sexy nicaraguan daddy who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together
Your devil dick is gonna be the end of me
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1) To pester somebody annoyingly by shouting "Devil Finger" like a retard and constantly hit them with ur fingers. If you want to get on somebodys nerves it works however there is a chance they'll think your a spazz and beat you up. If your lucky they'll be scared of your retardedness and run away.
2) To devilishly finger a woman and give her the best finger of her life while shouting "DEVIL FINGER!". This is not done with passion but with agression. Infact so much that it hurts the victim instead of exciting them. You'd be surprised though, girls love getting devil fingered!
1) Mikey: Devil Finger!
Jay: MMkay?
Mikey: Devil Finger!
Jay: *Punches Mikey* STFU!
Mikey: Devil Finger!
Jay: Man this guys a retard! *Runs for his life*
2) James: Devil Finger! *Fingers the womans pussy*
Boratina: Ouch! That hurt you bastard. I like! Its very nice!
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