Random
Source Code
Random
The force that prevents one to look away from something, no matter how hard they try.
Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.
Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.
"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
2👍 1👎
Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.
Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.
My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.
a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.
jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china
When a straight married man has a wandering eye for another man.
See, you think they are happily married, but I heard he has a Gayzy eye.
When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.
For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
4👍 1👎