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Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
Competitive play
Whats needed
-2 bottle caps minimum
-2 mouse traps
-each player has a drink to sip
-a handle of shot worthy alcohol
2 traps on each side of a pong tabel
Finger length for the trap (right angle for thubm)
2 people on each team
Each person gets a throw
Throwing rules:
-If you hit the trap without setting it off your team does not drink
-If you hit the trap twice, the other team drinks
-If you set off the trap the other team takes a shot.
-If you miss both of your throws your team drinks only if the other team tells you too take a drink before the that team throws there first bottle cap
Win condition
- you win when you hit the trap off 3 times
Extra rules
- when dart board is available
- when a trap is set off the team that did not set off the trap can choose to shot a bulls eye. Each player on that team takes two throws at the board. If you land the bulls eye you take the point and do not have to take a shot. If you miss all 4 throws, both places take 2 shots
Hey man lets play some Bottle Ratt
The act of sticking one's penis in a sports drink bottle.
"When I went into the bathroom, I saw Robbie bottle rubbing by the sink!"
Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle
Let's get bottle fucked
A fecal encounter into a bottle.
Charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a Burger King.
a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass
"ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover"