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Jimmy Chunga is beloved by all. He is the most powerful, of all of the forces; water, fire and air. Jimmy is always remembering the three B's. Big, Blonde and Beautiful. Those who wish to challenge him shall be scoffed apon for Jimmy can't be defeted. Jimmy Chunga wins the hearts of the world with his creepy smile and vulumputious bosoms. Jimmy is so genourus mentoring young ones that peak his intreset. Jimmy sees all. Jimmy knows all. Do not contact Jimmy, Jimmy will contact you. If you see this email jimmychunga@chungalover.com be honored. Sir Chunga has dubbed you worthy of his time. If you are not interested and don't respond Jimmy Chunga will lose interest and this mighty opportunity will be lost forever. However, keep in mind you can never reach Jimmy Chungas greatness, you can only come close. Don't @ me.
"Do you believe in miracles?" said an unworthy fool
"No, but I do believe in Jimmy Chunga," responded none other than Jimmy Chunga , The Legend himself.
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husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.
Gracy Page? Never heard of her.
No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and leaving her with a goatee of semen
I gave my girl a Frosty Jimmy last night and she ended up looking like Santa Clause
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He a b-ball player that looking like a giraffe to me.He is a former Bulls player and curently playing in Minnesota Timberwolves.He won a MIP award in 2014-2015 season P.S he was homeless
Jimmy Butler will probably make the NBA playoffs this season
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A difficult or problematic situation, usually created by circumstances beyond your control.
When the boss wanted my report by noon instead of 5 pm, I found myself in a real jimmy jam.
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One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.
LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN
i don't like whole milk
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i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
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i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 6 (Ice Land) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
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