Double Kill

When, you're Jerking off, and right when you're about to cum You kill yourself, making a double kill

Dude i just heard My brother got a double kill

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You're A kill

You're a funny person.

Lol, you're a kill.

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Zombie Kill

Term used to describe the act of smoking a joint/blunt, even after it's down to the roach. It's a desperate act to smoke as much of the THC possible. Must ask permission from the original roller or from the person who threw down.

Permission to Zombie Kill the joint, sir?

Permission granted, go for it.

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The Kill of Daniel

An ancient ritual used my physicists to sacrifice people with the name Daniel or similar sounding names to their dark god (particle). The ritual was first devised by the Grand Percymous upon deciding he was happy that the dastardly evil Petermogros was no longer entering the Limo of Power!

Thou most drinkth the blood of the wild Mawson for that is the way of The Kill of Daniel!

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Kill the song

Playing the same song on repeat over and over until your friends hate it for the rest of their lives

He would suddenly take interest in an old song we all loved years ago, but proceed to just kill the song for the rest of us, playing it over and over to learn the lyrics, and then some because he’s just a psycho like that. I loved that song, I never want to hear it again.

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Christmas kills

Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.

I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.

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scrape kill

When someone comes and kills you when you are near death-generally used in video games EG Fortnite when noobs come and kill you after a fat scrap.

That boi just scrape killed me

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