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An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.
Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?
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a common move used by the mafia..when one dis respects or or owes money.. open the persons mouth put it on the curb and kick the back of there head
vinnie: HEY YOU OWE ME MONEY..NOW IM MAKING YOU KISS THE CURB
ANGELO: *crunch* HE KISSED THE CURB
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an extremely painful kiss performed by a total virgin. often involves a back-bending procedure
#1 "holy shit look at those two kissing"
2# "aww man thats a total mitchell kiss"
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A parents definition of something going past the kissing point. Or as it's called, "second base"/intercourse.
Usually used to hide the real "meaning" in front of children.
Mom: Thank you, honey! I'd love to give you a BIG kiss right now!
Dad: Later tonight? ;)
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When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.
Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!
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When a guy eats out a girl with her period then she blows him then they kiss with all of the stuff in their mouth
You guys Rainbow kissed last night, thats sick!!!
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When a person shoves a potato covered in pickle juice down their mouth then the other person fills Their mouth with mayo and ketchup then the people both start making out until the potato explodes in both mouths causing a vortex to destroy the whole world.
Little Tim don't you dare start rainbow kissing so we don't lose that thick potato.
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