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Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.
Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"
Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".
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To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.
Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?
Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.
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The clitoris of a vagina sometimes looks like the inside "meat" of a walnut.
I once banged this chick and her pussy looked like "walnut meat."
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A place or person where an animal is butchered, disassembled and sometimes packaged.
A meat monger is a type of butcher
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One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.
Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.
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Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.
Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.
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