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A guy who loves to dance around in poop until he is covered in it. Can be considered an insult.
Sean Ramon is a major poop monster. Don't you hate how poop monsters are such poop monster? If I was a poop monster I'd pick on myself all the time for being a poop monster.
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a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule
big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster
cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule
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A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"
You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up
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There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
My cousin turned into a Spaghetti Monster ever since her cunt died. Feel so bad for her.
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To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
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This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.
Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"
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To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies
Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"
I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.
I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
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