Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

Mug puddle

Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.

For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

not a mug

1) Some other liquid container, such as a cup.
2) Definitely a mug.
3) A meta-ironic mug design for the urbandictionary mug.

this mug is definitely not a mug. totally.

post a mug day

22nd of October

Post photos of your friend looking weird

Me: when’s post a mug day

You: tomorrow

pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week

Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter