When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.
"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"
Some guy in HTL Leonding who was head boy and promised us beanbags
we never got em.
Guy1: "Hey Tommy when do we get that sweat Beanbags???"
Tommy Neumaier:"idk lol"
One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits”
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters
Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer
Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!
Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..
Tommy: flip u dude
tommy zum is a word
Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..
Tommy: flip u dude
a very nice and handsome man, just really bad at Fortnite.
tommy zum is a word lmfao
necalli: Tommy wanna play Fortnite, ohh wait your only plat...
tommy: flip u dude