Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term
Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"
When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.
Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!
When you only need a piss but you just sit on the toilet anyway because its relaxing and nice.
Where you going? I'm going for a luxuary piss.
someone who tries to catch there piss in a jar.
Ha Ha you aren't a good piss wrangler!
When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.
(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma
She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!
The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)