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Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 9, 2022


Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022


poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013


Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle

hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle

by WhiteWashed May 21, 2011


Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.

Hey you have big poon lips.

by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022


birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019


Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 November 1, 2008