To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades
“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”
Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle
hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle
The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.
Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon
1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.