Random
Source Code
Random
A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.
Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.
I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.
1👍 1👎
The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
4👍 11👎
It is a word used to describe 7th-11th grade girls, "slutty girls" only men can call a girl this
All Freshmen are pre-teen slampigs.
3👍 5👎
This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.
"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."
Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.
57👍 4👎
The span of time between 1929 (and earlier) and 1934 in film making in Hollywood. In 1930 The Hayes Code was a set of rules to self-love content at the time. These films in 1929-1934
were taboo, dealing with topics too racy for its time such as divorce, sex, violence, implied nudity, etc. The Hayes Code officially came into effect in 1934.
Red Headed Woman starring Jean Harlow and Chester Morris is a pre-code Hollywood movie.
For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.
Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!
2👍 5👎
Eating a lot of food before working out and burning it all off.
No man, I am doing my pre-work out!
16👍 80👎