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Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025


redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets

Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time

by Wayne'shouse August 14, 2022


Rednecking

To smoke a cigarette with no filter or roach.

I've run out of filters and can't find any card, so I've been rednecking it.

by Gmodgoon June 07, 2018


Rednecking

To play with someones pubic hair like a banjo

I was Rednecking with Jacob yesterday.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025


Montana Redneck

Hey chapter, dumbass.

chapter is a fucking moron Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023


Redneck sauce

A combination of ketchup and mayo made into a thick,homogeneous,pink colored sauce , it's used in most cases for dipping,dressing or even as a mixing condiment also it can be used to win an argument against mikeala

Mikeala: redneck sauce isn't ketchup and mayo mixed together

Me: yes it is,just check it on the urban dictionary

by Whodatboiiii August 06, 2017


lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015