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Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly
Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”
When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER