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Always the student who conquers the teacher and makes them his/her boss
The teachers boss made the teacher give him a massage.
the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.
TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix
"She is a Standard Teacher"
Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
A teacher who likes porn on their twitter account and everyone finds it
Yo Mr. Knoper is totally a teacher tramp did you see that porn?
When an adult, mainly a teacher makes a unneeded racist remark when trying to talk about themselves
Teacher: Im tired of you people
Student: Your people?! Is it cause im a p.o.c?
Teacher: Yes ni**** you have no freedom of speech now get down and start picking!
student: ..Okay Racist Teachers suck
A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"