Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

Void text

Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿

I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!! IT'S Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿

Its called void text

text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

text curb

When you receive a bunch of texts from someone and you reply with a one word answer, essentially blowing them off so that they stop texting you.

Is that all you have to say to me? I sent you all these heartfelt texts and you give me a one word text?? Are you giving me the text curb??

text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.

Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.

Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame

Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care