left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

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Who left the fridge open?

A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder

"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"

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Corn Left to You

see Corn Left to You!

Corn Left to You! up!

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The Left Can't Meme

The alt-right's desperate attempt to put a political label on meme culture.

ALT-RIGHT: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, THEY ARE ALL SJW SNOWFLAKES!!!1!

LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES & EVERYONE ELSE: h a v e a b r a n d n a m e c h o c o l a t e b a r m a d e b y t h e

a m e r i c a n c o m p a n y m a r s , i n c o r p o r a t e d c o n s i s t i n g o f n o u g a t t o p p e d w i t h c a r a m e l a n d p e a n u t s , e n r o b e d i n m i l k c h o c o l a t e

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No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

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Your dad left you

An act of one insulting another who is acting in a certain way.

“I support EDP445 because he did nothing wrong”
“Timothy this is why your dad left you”

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