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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
When you are bored and you think you found something original.
hgjfkdlspaozixucyvtbrnemw,q is not original
Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.
A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."
A garbage can that is used as a B-B-Q. Usually made by the homeless for warmth and/or cooking. Most commonly seen in dark alleys at night time.
"Hey Chris, check out the fellas! They're roasting stolen corndogs and dead rats over their Garbage-B-Q in that dark alley. They always know how to have the best time."
A person who lives in and makes videos about Greenland
Person 1: Man, I love watching Q's Greenland!
Person 2: I know, right? Her videos are so good!
When peoples a's look like q's, then they are a Mr. Q
Damn lucas's a looks like a q. Hello Mr. Q
When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.