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The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.
Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it
A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
15 british/jamaican person who does boxing
have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.
Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex
She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!
A very hotterer girl that can rap.
Man1: Yo have you heard her rap ?
Man2: yeah bro she a lil crab.