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The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
I love you forever, also take a shower.
“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
A pillow that was ripped apart.
Tommy? Why is my my pillow ripped up?
When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.
A source if iron that matthew conroy need most €1.49 ALDI finest
Hey conroy have you had your choco pillows .
Conroy:Collapses
Nope