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When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you
God i wish he could be my creamy santa
When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”
When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER