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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 4, 2011

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left coast lurker

a weird person who has Jekyl and Hyde tendencies

Suddenly he got real angry, he turned into a real left coast lurker

by stefkova October 20, 2007

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Who left the fridge open?

A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder

"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"

by whatdoesurchildDonow December 26, 2011

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Corn Left to You

see Corn Left to You!

Corn Left to You! up!

by lol what November 28, 2003

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The Left Can't Meme

The alt-right's desperate attempt to put a political label on meme culture.

ALT-RIGHT: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, THEY ARE ALL SJW SNOWFLAKES!!!1!

LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES & EVERYONE ELSE: h a v e a b r a n d n a m e c h o c o l a t e b a r m a d e b y t h e

a m e r i c a n c o m p a n y m a r s , i n c o r p o r a t e d c o n s i s t i n g o f n o u g a t t o p p e d w i t h c a r a m e l a n d p e a n u t s , e n r o b e d i n m i l k c h o c o l a t e

by Ranky64 July 10, 2018

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No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 15, 2005

89πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Your dad left you

An act of one insulting another who is acting in a certain way.

β€œI support EDP445 because he did nothing wrong”
β€œTimothy this is why your dad left you”

by Meow Meow your adopted January 15, 2023

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