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aka Train Wreck is when 2 groups of male trains line up on each side of a female to have group intercourse. The males of both ends will be in synch running up to the female from both ends yelling "Chugga Chugga!" until they are ready to orgasm in which they will yell "Choo Choo!".
Chu: The train crash that happened with Alexis on Friday was crazy!
Hunter: You were there!?!?
Chu: Yeah I was coming from the anal side.
Hunter: Oh, I didn't see you there I was at the mouth side.
Chu: What time were you there?
Hunter: 8:30ish
Chu: I was there at 11ish. How long was the wait in the line when you were there?
Hunter: 2 hours
Chu: Damn... I saw Gallardy, Clarence, C-Dub there.
Hunter: I saw Wes and Michelson
Chu: I also saw Kenny there...
Hunter:.......thats sort of weird....
Chu: Cool, I heard it ended up with major SIIHBAPage
Hunter: Is there any other way to end it?
(This story is fiction. If any events or names of this story is true it is purely coincidental)
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Night Training is the act of re-engaging in sexual intercourse with a sleeping sexual partner. Upon Penetration one must scream in their partner's ear "All Aboard" in order for it to be considered Night Training.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend broke up with me cause I Night Trained her this morning
Guy 2: You're a douche but that's funny as shit
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A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.
Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.
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When you have the unstoppable continuous runs (diarrhea).
Man, I hopped on the Gravy Train and it is so annoying, I been on the toilet for 3 hours now..
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Training that every Paladin trainee must undergo in order to achieve Paladin status. It is the most intense training ever developed. Training that Luis uses in order to become one of the most powerful and rugged beings known to man or beast.
Billy: Luis, how did you become so strong and so rugged.
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!
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DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool
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A series of gay/faggy events or people.
Nixon was a fag for watergate. Ford was a fag for pardoning him.... therefore they are a Fag Train.
4 guys waiting on line to watch a chick flick would also be a fag train.
I just saw Jerry blowing 5 guys... he must be blowing the fag train. I hope they shoot gonorrhea in his eye and he dies
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