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to jack off
My girlfriend is out of town so i'll have to run the hand truck tonight
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It's the reunion of semi trucks on the 13th of July.
Wow. Trucking is hard. Now i get to attend, "Day of semi-trucks."
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Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.
Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.
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Redneck, stereotype of people from the southern united states.
We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.
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Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.
1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!
2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!
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SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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