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discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.
Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.
Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
Twitter is Bunch of youness in the same plateform or app
Example: Younes Knows everything about anything but he still dont know shit. That's Twitter
Scary. Never state your controversial opinions on this site unless you want a box of spiders at your door (the spiders at your door is a very dramatic result of what could happen. Also very not likely)
Someone:”I like *insert controversial cc (content creator)”
Some idiot Stan on Twitter: “Your address is ________________. I hope you break ur arm. Anyways go *insert some Stan shit*
A toxic wasteland of idiots who believe that their opinion is suppierior to yours and are offended by everything you say. Also seeming to love canceling people for stupid reasons.
Me: the rams deserved to go to the Superbowl this year! I'm excited
Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*
Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown
Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there
The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.
Tw-itter
Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"