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4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.
Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!
Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.
I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.
Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!
Similar to a youtube loop, the urban loop is when you are stuck in an alternate dimension for a long period of time going from one interesting/funny definition on Urbandictionary.com to the next.
Girl: Where were you yesterday!? I waited for you for 2 hours at the movies!
Guy: Oh wow, I'm really sorry! I was stuck in an urban loop!
1. Urban Dictionary entries that allow you to express thoughts and feelings toward a person or situation that you would not otherwise be able to tell that person
2. a place where you can be as mean as you want to be
3. a place where you can go to fulfill your desire for learning new sexual techniques
4. a place where you can laugh your ass off while reading others entries
It's been 2 days and I'm needing my urban therapy, I think
When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.
Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary
Urban Square Feet.
A Measurement of Area in a Town or City. A Square Feet Area in a Town or City.
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