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the week after the actual dead week (full of end of chapter tests and projects) because you were too busy and occupied to feel dead
The exams during dead week aren't as deadly as all the stress that had accumulated but not relieved from the past week.
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
Another term to describe a females monthly visitor. Usually because it is associated with a lot of blood and aggression.
Don't you just love celebrating Shark Week every month???
Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.
and im on the towel for a few days
Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ instead of my Whocheee
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.
and im on the towel for a few days
When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week