you're mom gay

It's a joke used by adults, however it's mostly used by teenagers who don't know basic grammar and they're trying to make an insult.

- You are not disciplined, you don't know basic grammar and you have zero responsibility for anything.
- you're mom gay

Related: ur mom gay gay meme grammar

you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

You're in a comma to me!

It has the same Basic meening as the saying: "You're dead to me!", only, when you say this to a person, there's a chance that you and that person can forgive & forget.

Girl 1: " Why did you take my Lip gloss?"
Girl 2 "It looks a million times better on me then on you! Why are you freaking out?"
Girl 1: " Uhhhhgg! You're in a comma to me!"
Girl 2: "Whatever."

Do as you're told

Another word for cocaine

I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?

You're a duck

Basically when yoy "duck someone" you're considered a "duck". Which in summary is someone who doesn't show up, someone who says they'll do something and never does it or someone who does something contrary to what someone else wants them to do

me: bro, you wanna see a movie this friday?
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK